Crockham Hill June 2025 Newsletter - Flipbook - Page 43
8. Be introduced to civilised (note no z) 8world9 sports including Rugby
and Cricket.
9. Will reveal who planned the assassination of JFK; it has been driving
us crazy for decades.
Furthermore:
¥ Hollywood will be required to cast English actors as good guys
occasionally.
¥ July the 4 will no longer be a public holiday. May the 5 will be a new
national holiday in England, to be called 8New World Order Day.9
¥ All American cars are banned from the UK, especially Tesla Cyber
Trucks. When Americans are all driving German and Korean cars they
will understand why.
In one year9s time, there will be a referendum to establish whether anyone
has noticed the change. Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice
day.
Royal Oak
Crockham Hill
We are open Thursday to Sunday
07866 675837 / 01732 866335
If you'd like to enjoy our
great food, just ring,
WhatsApp or text Sue on
07866 675837
We look forward to your visit
Sue & Oli xx
*** Outstanding Sunday roast
*** Fabulous!!
*** Absolutely Superb from
Start to Finish!
Here are some recent
reviews on TripAdvisor
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